As always, when I visit the gnomes in the basement, I get bombarded by numbers. This week, they were talking about the likelihood of there being more than two 3-0 teams after three weeks of high school football.

Kent Island 7 — Cambridge-SD 0CAMBRIDGE — Monday at Viking Stadium, the Kent Island High boys’ soccer team blanked Cambridge-South Dorchester 7-0, improving to 2-0 overall, 1-0 North Bayside, one week into play.

We’re just a fortnight into the Bayside Conference football season, and the Insley house’s conditioned crawl space beneath the first floor has already become a mess.